- Me: *huge fart*
- Wife: wow!
- Me: That felt good.
- Wife: Imagine you farted out of your penis?
- Me: That would be cool. I could put out fires.
- Wife: You wouldn't need to buy the compressed air to clean out your computer.
- Me: HAH! So true!
- Wife: The only problem would be if you jizzed by accident and it clogged up the fans.
- Me: That is a risk I'd be willing to take, ya know why?
- Wife: Why?
- Me: TYPE OF FUCKING GUY I AM! ALWAYS LIVING LIFE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING EDGE?
- Wife: OH JESUS! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO THE LAUNDRY.
- Me: Fine!
- ............LOL! 8D
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My name is Jessica. I am Hispanic American. I love Japan and other Asian cultures. I am currently addicted to Ruki, Jae Joong, and Japan <3. I post about my personal stuff on here too. Enjoy my blog :].
